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Old 10-22-2021, 12:09 PM
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Two elderly men are sitting in park. Both are starting to have Alzheimer symptoms. They discuss as they usually do on Monday afternoons.

One of them sees a food truck across the park and tells the other one: "I'd like an ice cream, chocolate almonds ice cream. Do you want me to get you one ?"

"Sure, I'll take vanilla strawberry. I love vanilla strawberry. Thanks!"

As the first man sits up to go and get the ice creams, the second one tells him: "I think you should note what we want. You know, we are getting old and starting to forget things..."

The other one yells: "Are you kidding me? There's only two things I have to remember, chocolate almonds and vanilla strawberry. Trust me, I'll be OK."

There was quite a long line-up to the food truck. So, thirty minutes later, the old man comes back to his friend with two hot dogs.

The one waiting goes: "Are you kidding me?!? Where's the mustard?"
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Old 10-22-2021, 09:33 PM
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That gave me a good chuckle.
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