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Old 05-02-2011, 02:10 AM
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A sign on the back of an Amish horse drawn carrige in Pennsylvania;

Fuel efficient vehicle, runs on oats and grass. Don't step in the exhaust.

Who said the Amish don't have a sense of humor.
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Old 05-02-2011, 02:22 AM
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lol good one, but have you ever had you foot smashed by a 1100lb horse....lol never had my truck kick me, bite or throw me either......lol

It's real funny if a horse steps on you and you try to push them off, they just lean on you some more!!

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Old 05-02-2011, 05:31 AM
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I was taught that one uses the free foot to kick the horse in the genitals, it ALWAYS worked... Nothing I hate more than a half-ton animal with the brain power of a squirrel.
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Old 05-02-2011, 04:33 PM
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Horses are by no means dumb! They are at least as smart as dogs. However they also do not have nerve endings in their hooves so they have no idea they are even on your foot.

A good slap will usually get them to move (I had a horse once). Just don't be standing behind them whn you do (like the DUMB actors on Hollywood movies and TV shows always seem to be)!

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